“Show you are a proud member of the CruzCrew,” the Texas Republican tweeted Thursday, promoting two $30 tank tops and a $25 trucker hat featuring a photo of himself and the slogan, “McConnell in the front, MAGA in the back.”
— Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) March 25, 2021
Critics mockingly suggested the clothes would be “perfect” to wear to Cancun, where Cruz was caught sneaking away on vacation in February as millions in his home state suffered power blackouts and water shortages caused by deadly winter storms.
The perfect tank to wear on your trip to Cancun. https://t.co/Q8YUEyp3d7
— Kellan Howell (@kellanhowell) March 25, 2021
You won't have it in time for Spring Break but it will be great birth control in the summer.
— Lindsey #ExpelTedCruz 😷 🌱 🛹 (@BlueTX2022) March 25, 2021
I see this is being ratioed correctly. Carry on.
— Mr Black (@CapriFaze) March 25, 2021
I wanna be part of the #Cruzcrew! 😃But I stand up for my wife, I’m actually good at my job and my kids aren’t embarrassed by me. Plus I have this stupid “spine” thing that probably disqualifies me. 😢 pic.twitter.com/fSfgZ4yrZt
— Penrose Stepkid (@eSteebenDaybis) March 26, 2021
“Wear an ugly caricature of my face, mark yourself as unfuckable, and then catch a deadly virus” is a hell of a branding campaign https://t.co/LtGoIwuOBB
— Jordan Zakarin (@jordanzakarin) March 25, 2021
I’m much happier with this one. pic.twitter.com/TEssoqPgRN
— HAJ323 (@haj323) March 25, 2021
lmao gross, who tf would actually wear that
— Larry (@TheDS) March 25, 2021
I thought it was a funny shirt poking fun @ Cruz. Then I realized who posted it. pic.twitter.com/toS0hcHuXh
— Bryson Elliott (@Bryson_the_Red) March 25, 2021
Uh this isn't really the win you think it is.. pic.twitter.com/faNR10IpYR
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