Sure, robot sex may sound great ― in theory.

However, those looking forward to getting it on with an android may want to be careful what they wish for.

That’s the cautionary tale being presented by jokesters responding to an insightful social media hashtag currently arousing interest on Twitter: #SexRobotGripes.

Apparently, some people have thought enough about doing it with a droid to consider these possible pitfalls:

#SexRobotGripes They never get the usb plug in correctly the first time. pic.twitter.com/bB9LIsQez5

— onesarcasticman(aka ham_pounder (@rockdog62) August 22, 2019

‘Downloads’ too soon. #SexRobotGripes pic.twitter.com/Cmjd1SuIPj

— Bruce Lanning (@lanning_bruce) August 22, 2019

Couldn't run 'orgasm.exe' due to lack of RAM. #SexRobotGripesOk, I'll see myself out now.

— Dragnauct (@Dragnauct) August 22, 2019

#SexRobotGripes calls out some dude's name when he climaxes! 😠 pic.twitter.com/GRDg2h4m3u

— That Clausetastic Holly (@imthatholly) August 22, 2019

Yes! I squeak a little! You wanna know why? Because you NEVER take the time to oil me. It's all about you and your needs. Well what about MY NEEDS?!? #SexRobotGripes

— Robinkitty (@DemeterDragon) August 22, 2019

#SexRobotGripesToo much fan noise during afterglow.Ineffective cuddling.Dirty talk is…robotic.***Malicious sex robot hackers stealing your DNA to make cybernetic sex robot clones of YOU.***They might murder the hell out of you.Pillow talk is all "bleep bloop". 🤖 pic.twitter.com/FdgTcRbd1r

— truthaddict (@truthaddict76) August 22, 2019

#SexRobotGripes unplanned pregnancy pic.twitter.com/kZrxryLxWF

— wchrisg…by the beard of the sky demon (@wchrisg0528) August 22, 2019

Keeps asking for you to insert hard drive but all you have is a floppy disk. #SexRobotGripes pic.twitter.com/ZCCgiEyy6m

— R O N N I E: Emotional Support Human (@rmrphoto) August 22, 2019

#SexRobotGripes all the customers want the one with that newcar smell pic.twitter.com/H2JJR2bYrA

— wchrisg…by the beard of the sky demon (@wchrisg0528) August 22, 2019

#SexRobotGripes1) *Beep-Boop* means no!2) Pillow talk always includes, "Do you want to kill all humans?"3) Designer was a jerk and put the "Off Button" in the guy robot's butthole. 4) All new sex moves are downloadable $1.99 microtransactions. pic.twitter.com/4okj0Sxudo

— Tybet Watkins (@TybetWatkins) August 22, 2019

Breakfast the next morning is awkward #SexRobotGripes pic.twitter.com/EoUzdRiboB

— Lemon Tart (@LouiseLemonTart) August 22, 2019

#SexRobotGripes: I don’t even have one. pic.twitter.com/lS12yLAO23

— Nevvon Dennis (@DerikNovvaj23i) August 22, 2019 Download REAL LIFE. REAL NEWS. REAL VOICES. Help us tell more of the stories that matter from voices that too often remain unheard. Join HuffPost Plus

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