Former Vice President Mike Pence snagged a seven-figure book deal with Simon & Schuster ― and the gags came thick and fast on Twitter.

Some critics suggested mocking titles for Pence’s upcoming autobiography, slated for 2023 publication. It will chronicle his journey “from a small town in Indiana to Washington, DC,” according to the publisher’s news release.

“I did it his way,” one person quipped about a name for the memoir, referencing Pence’s complicity in Donald Trump’s White House:

Another added: “It’ll be a downloadable PDF, as there’s no chance it has a spine.”

They have pre-released all the salient information contained in the book in two pages: pic.twitter.com/0x6E7eOAue

— 10 Yds from the COVID end zone. Don't stop now. (@digdeepandgo) April 7, 2021

Volume 1 – How I Allowed AIDS to Kill People in IndianaVolume 2 – How I Helped Trump Allow Covid19 to Kill People in the United States.

— Darla (@carly__bird) April 7, 2021

First prize is a book from Mike Pence. Second prize? Two books from Mike Pence.

— Craig Beilinson (@cbeilinson) April 7, 2021

Title of the Mike Pence book : 'The Day My Boss Tried To Kill Me'

— Phillydude (@Fairwinds10) April 7, 2021

@simonschuster I have a great title/cover idea for the new Mike Pence book. DM me if you want my rates!!! pic.twitter.com/Msp7YVtCMl

— David Leheny (@David_Leheny) April 7, 2021

Mike Pence should title his book ‘Dangerously Bland.’

— Lilit (@lilit_1921) April 8, 2021

Mike Pence book title "I did it his way–" https://t.co/KK5IvxwV9U

— David (@Tecumseh_1) April 7, 2021

the first book title: "why did people hate my boss"the second book title: "how I dodged the execution" pic.twitter.com/l2UWQlnpCs

— Daily Cartoons (@DaylieKartunes) April 7, 2021

"Currently Untitled" is a great title for a book about Mike Pence. https://t.co/26kQoDlWNK

— CravesZ (@ZCRvs) April 8, 2021

That's the clever title of the book Covid-500k: The Faith of Mike Pence

— Ontheslabs (@ontheslabs) April 7, 2021

Will be legit disappointed if the fly doesn’t provide the forward to Mike Pence’s book

— TrivWorks (@TrivWorks) April 7, 2021

It'll be a downloadable PDF, as there's no chance it has a spine.

— Fid (@RandyFidler) April 7, 2021

Working title: "Are you there, God? It's me, Mike … … Mike Pence. No, PENCE. It's Mike Pence here. Hello?"

— BebopSpaceCowgirl 🌈💖💚❤️💙💜 (@jomareewade) April 7, 2021

"Honey, My Boss Tried to Get Me Killed" could be a good title.

— Robert Strand 🇺🇸🇳🇴🇸🇪🇩🇰🇫🇮🇮🇸 (@robertgstrand) April 7, 2021

In my own words: How I Mismanaged a Pandemic

— It’s Outta Here! (@jawjaboy) April 7, 2021

“Art of the Kneel?”

— TrivWorks (@TrivWorks) April 7, 2021

Against the Mike Pence book deal, but “American Coward: My Joyless, Sexless Life as a Lackey” is a great title.

— Dean Bakopoulos (@DeanBakopoulos) April 8, 2021

I am committed to reading Mike Pence’s book if he titles it “Mother”

— Brian Guest (@brguest20) April 8, 2021

The title of Mike Pence's book is "A Fly On The Wall And Other Places".

— Brian Freinik (@bfreinik) April 7, 2021

Mike Pence doesn’t have two single original thoughts to even fill two pages worth of material for a book, so expect a lot of variations of —I ❤️Donald Trump.I ❤️Donald Trump.I ❤️Donald Trump.I ❤️Donald Trump.I ❤️Donald Trump.I ❤️Donald Trump.I ❤️Donald Trump. https://t.co/2vTPfXgDBv

— Fernand R. Amandi (@AmandiOnAir) April 7, 2021

Mike Pence signs book deal..Light romance, a bit of saucy slap and tickle, or a whodunnit? Can't wait 🍿👀📖 https://t.co/6P3HxDN8Za

— Phil Lavelle 📺 (@phillavelle) April 7, 2021

Here's how the story goes:Mike Pence publishes a book written by someone else.A PR firm buys enough books to make Pence a NYT bestselling "author."Pence goes on tour signing books he did not write. Mike Pence's books end up at Goodwill. The end.

— Jamie Ford (@JamieFord) April 7, 2021

Mike Pence writing a book? Hmmm, title options:"How to Suck Up To A Dictator ""I'm Hung…Actually, Trump Tried To Have Me Hung""How to Successfully Do Absolutely Nothing For Four Years""Mother Knows Best"

— Suz 🔄🌊 (@SuzyQresists) April 7, 2021

Mike Pence book signing pic.twitter.com/wvjhRFuaG3

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