But on TV, the late-night hosts were fighting fear with comedy.
NBC’s Seth Meyers lamented that the nation’s health and safety were now in the hands of President Donald Trump… or, as he put it, a “mentally incontinent game show host who’s incapable of thinking of anything other than his own self-interest.”
Meyers ripped into Trump for saying that “in theory” the virus will “miraculously” go away in spring as the weather warms up.
“No one ever says ‘in theory’ followed by the word ‘miraculously.’ That just proves how bad your theory is,” he said, then went into his Trump impersonation: “In theory, she’ll catch me having an affair, and it will miraculously make our marriage stronger.”
On the “Late Show,” definitely “not panicking” host Stephen Colbert broke out his surgical gloves. Then asked for someone to burn them… “and then burn the person who burned them.”
And later in the segment, he broke out his plague bell:
— The Late Show (@colbertlateshow) February 28, 2020
Colbert wasn’t alone with the protective gear.
Trevor Noah on “The Daily Show” had his own surgical mask as his on-screen graphic asked: ‘Is this how we die?’”
But Noah mockingly praised the virus for its stance on equality.
“It doesn’t matter where you are in the world, from China and Spain to Saudi Arabia and Japan, the coronavirus is going after everybody, which is really scary,” he said. “And also really woke.”
He cracked that the virus is more diverse than the Oscars: “Everyone gets a chance.”