The shower isn’t just a place to sing. Separated from our cellphones, standing under running water often allows people’s minds to run free.
Reddit has an entire “Shower Thoughts” subreddit dedicated to “the miniature epiphanies you have that highlight the oddities within the familiar.” In honor of those weird, wonderful and sometimes profound musings, here are some of the best posts from the last week:
If we think our native language, then most dogs would be thinking in barks. from Showerthoughts At a certain point in your life, sitting at home alone, watching TV on a Friday night goes from being super depressing to the most enjoyable part of your week. from Showerthoughts Grandmothers used to share old wive’s tales. Now they share fake news on social media. from Showerthoughts Commuters probably get stuck in traffic with roughly the same group of people every day, just in a different order. from Showerthoughts You don’t realize how fast your parents saw you growing up until you see another child growing up. from Showerthoughts Wouldn’t it be cool if you could dream with other people, like multiplayer dreaming. from Showerthoughts We always say “There’s plenty of fish in the sea” but there’s also plenty of trash in the sea. from Showerthoughts Saying count from 1 to 3 is doing just that from Showerthoughts At 99.9999999999999999999958% empty space,the universe is aptly named in calling it space. from Showerthoughts Us humans want peace so bad, we’ll fight for it. from Showerthoughts The percent charge on your phone is often a good indication of how productive you’ve been that day. from Showerthoughts A circle on a screen can never be a true circle because it is made of square pixels. from Showerthoughts We go to other people’s jobs on our days off. from Showerthoughts Getting a dog is like getting a happiness loan that is payed back in 10 years with sadness. from Showerthoughts Childhood is wanting the Jetson’s flying car. Adulthood is wanting the Jetson’s cleaning, cooking robot. from Showerthoughts Being a YouTuber is this generation’s version of being in a band. from Showerthoughts These new cars with pedestrian recognition and auto braking would be pretty useless in the zombie apocalypse from Showerthoughts Flat earthers must be afraid that meteorites could hit the earth from underneath. from Showerthoughts The phrase "think outside the box" is the most ‘inside the box’ thing to say for inspiration. from Showerthoughts Your accent is your mouth’s font from Showerthoughts If people only laughed in conversations when they truly found something humourous, conversations would be very awkward and tense. from Showerthoughts It’s horribly unfair that loud snorers can sleep through their own snoring. from Showerthoughts Medical offices have a lot of nerve asking you to show up 15 minutes early but then not getting to you until 45 minutes after your scheduled time. from Showerthoughts RELATED COVERAGE 'Pets Are The 1 Percent Of Animals' Rap In The Middle Of Pop Songs Is This Generation's Rock Guitar Solos 'The Early Worm Dies' Download